Listen to this rather amusing part 3 of my BK3 playthrough, as I complete the rest of stage 2 and most of stage 3.

Flying lamps? Oh yeah, plenty of those here. What about bouncing desks that do damage by jumping up and landing on your head? Uh… yeah… those are here too for some reason. Also, how can a swarm of bees drop glass light bulbs on to peoples' heads? I guess that also begs the question, how many bees does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Perhaps most amusing though are the security carts whose idea of stealth is to cut their engines so you can't hear them -- while you're already attacking them. Apparently they didn't get the memo that playing possum spares nobody from the tantrum throwing, lightning conjuring, shotgun blasting, evil psychotic maniac mayor aptly named King Godlord.

All of these can be found, and more, in this epic part of our adventure! As a bonus, something extremely amusing occurs that puts our "good hero" in his place. I just won't say what it is or when it happens -- you'll have to listen to find out!

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Sam, Carter, Alec, and I are all hanging out at Sam’s house for the week. In this episode, all 4 of us take turns playing a few small competition games, to see who can get the highest score. Among those are The Great Toy Robbery and Super Egg Hunt from L-Works, and one of the games from Sam’s not yet released Constant Motion project demonstrated in Episode 3.

As usual, the four of us have a great time, and you won’t want to miss this!

This part continues the playthrough’s peculiar nature, introducing some of the following: apparently, shooting small iron balls gets rid of hellish demonic spawn better than any exorcism ever could.

Our little hero has a greedy side. Don’t worry, he may have been punched to the ground for this.

This organization we’re fighting may be evil, but don’t worry. They apparently teach their soldiers that they have to come in to my sword’s range sometimes before shooting, if that says anything about their strategical prowess.

Oh! And lastly, should an NPC decide to break the 4th wall, rest assured he will promptly receive a swift gift from the developer’s mighty paintball gun. Yeah, apparently Yukio has had a paintball gun all along, he’s just not used it to help me out so far.

As you can tell, this was one heck of an episode! I hope you enjoy it, and look forward to the next one as always!

As usual, you can expect some epic failure as I attempt to play these games, as well as interaction with listeners and all around random discussion. Remember that if you want to participate in an episode as it is being streamed, feel free to check out the main podcast page at stevend.net/podcast for the streaming schedules. Streams will usually be done on Friday afternoons in the American Central timezone. You can also use this page to submit feedback about any episode or the podcast in general, and if you feel like it and have the means, support the podcast as well.

Links to games played

• Get Mine Racer here.

• Get Super Deekout from the Audio Games Archive

Listen as I first demonstrate Scramble once more, as well as a new intense, platforming minigame I recently added to it! Then, we move on to BK3, and complete the tutorial and half of stage 1!

(Yeah… I know. I couldn’t complete the rest because of those damn flying lamps!)

Get bk3

• Click here

I'm not quite sure why they had her fighting along side me, but we learned today that Carla of the Peace Society was not a good soldier. Seriously. How the hell did she ever gain command of that army? She literally gets herself killed all the time, unless I'm like... right there baby sitting her. Gah!

If you enjoy gamers' streams, then you should have a great time listening to this episode. Furthermore, if you enjoy seeing the reactions of people who were so close to success, only for it to quite literally get crushed to the ground, then you should have an absolute riot with this one.

Join Baylee and I as we play a balloon popping mini game being worked on by Ivan Soto, because it’s bout to be my B day yall, and then Laser breakout by the same guy who created Burger King ahem I mean BK 1, 2, and 3. Oh yeah, and watch what happens when I plug my computer in! It really doesn’t like that.

I think today's takeaway is as follows: when it comes to causing the most destruction on the merciless march down the Road to Rage, I win the award. Or perhaps Alec. Too bad nobody will be around to award us.

The title says it all: listen as I try and fail miserably to out run things that try to kill me, dodge lethal obstacles, and of course… avoid receiving the obligatory curses – what would Hell be without them? To top it off, I get loads of discouragement from these idiots!

All joking aside, you won’t want to miss this episode! If you missed the stream and would still like to leave a comment, please fill out the write-in to the podcast form at the bottom of the main podcast! Also, make sure you subscribe, and spread the word about these podcasts. I’d really appreciate that! Lastly, if you have the money and the willingness, I’d love it if you could spare a donation.

Today, King Godlord gets an epic dose of his own medicine when despite his usual attempts to kill all things, he is owned more times than in any other episode. Seriously, I think I died more times here than any other part of this series thus far!

Oh yeah, and the game also crashed and made me repeat a level. :D

Anyways though as I said in the episode, please let me know if you'd prefer I go back to streaming these, instead of just prerecording them. Next bk3 episode will be episode 30!

In today's episode, I play two games wherein our little friend Bob tries some rather interesting ways of getting around.

First he takes a nice, not so peaceful little stroll through the world of Blinded Guide, a funny little game made by L-Works.

Without so much as a cane or a guide dog, Blind Bob decides to first walk, then gradually speed up to a full on run, through a sidewalk littered with lethal obstacles. And I, equally blind, get the pleasure of guiding our adventurous little friend!

And then as if that wasn't enough, Bobby decided to go and drive a car for whatever reason, and use it to plow down some cones. I'm sure you can guess that this is not the careless joyride he was looking for, but I doubt you can guess why. Let's just say that the people in Oriol Gomez's Danger on the wheel, really value their traffic cones - and knocking them down can and will have dire consequences.

Yeah. I bet you can already see what's coming before even checking this episode out. Too bad Bob didn't.

They flew all around me with their shining, false glory. They shot at me, did their best to take me down… but nah. I shot ’em to the ground.

In this episode, I played two more Japanese audio games, both of which with titles ending in “Strike”, and each boasting pissed-off protagonists tasked with the satisfying job of destroying things.

The first game, quick and competition driven, was called Screaming Strike, and I had to punch things to the ground before they came up and punched me and took away a life. The second game, entitled Audio Strike, was a space invasion game similar to Villains from Beyond (episode 7), but quite different given its increasingly complex leveling system, noteworthy set of unlockables, and story line (though as of now… with an English translation that’s more mangled than the ships I shot down). Each one features unique, addicting, and immersive game play!

That was a great podcast, and I can’t wait for the next one! If you haven’t already, please follow StevenDPodcast on Twitter for updates. It’s brand new, so thought I’d put it here. A highlights section is also coming very soon. If you have suggestions for funny moments from any episode that should be included, Don’t hesitate to fill out the form

The answer to that question is in this episode – this episode, where we learn not only why blind people are not permitted to drive, but also the consequences of getting knocked off a motorcycle going at really high speeds. I seriously did not know a human body could bounce so many times, or fly so far. On the bright side, I got lots of money for doing that. It pays to waste your life doing stupid things. Also, if it’s any consolation… the last time I crashed, my body landed next to an ambulance or something… though I don’t know how much they truly could’ve done.

I hope you enjoy this one as much as I did! If you want to learn more about this podcast, have any comments, questions, or suggestions, or wish to tune into an episode as it's being live streamed, visit my podcast page at www.stevend.net/podcast.

Although we discover that it has some issues running on Windows 10, this legacy title is definitely fun to play, and I'm hoping this episode brings it back into the spotlight, if only for a bit. Even though stripping out my horrible direction challenges and less-than-optimal driving skills would make this game a speedy play, its unique selection of level designs make up for that in my opinion.

Welcome to Episode 5! In this one, Sam, Alec, Carter and I demonstrate this fun new game I’m creating called Scramble. It’s a rather arcade style game, but it’s unique and has several different and interesting concepts. You won’t want to miss this one!

Though both can be categorized as space invaders, each presents a highly unique twist on the concept that makes it vastly different from most other games in the genre. So even if space invaders aren’t your cup of tea, you won’t want to miss this one! And who knows, those who don’t like space invaders might just change their minds for these two games.

Links to Games Featured

• Check out Dark Defender (beta)

• Grab Villains from Beyond

I played a game called Hunter, an old BSC title from several years ago. Since you are forced to restart the game completely over if you lose the 3 lives the game gives you, I completely failed to make it through the game's 10 action packed, reflex intensive levels. Even though the concepts for each level are rather simplistic, I love how the developers still managed to design them in such a way as to eliminate the monotony.

Want to find out the ways I managed to mess this one up? Have a listen. You… definitely won't be disappointed.

anyway, after that I demonstrate a Breakout concept of my own, and finally I end with a demonstration of the new voiceovers in Scramble! I hope you enjoy this Episode that lasted way longer than I thought it would!

Don't!

Join Baylee and I in this hilarious, wildly fun episode! I play Beat Star, a rhythm game by Oriol Gomez.

One of the neat features of this one is that you can create custom packs (your own sound schemes and levels to play). Baylee was nice enough to provide the custom pack for today's show, and holy shit is it hilarious!

Get ready for funny moments that will have you rolling. Until the episode ends, they won't stop comin' and they won't stop comin' and they won't stop comin'... and they won't stop comin'.

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During this interesting part of my quest, I learn a few things: firstly, the abysmal conditions children face in schools. Seriously, I only graduated last year, but apparently we’ve devolved to… well not so friendly mascots and quite rude hall moniters. Second though is… the fact that indeed, nothing in this world is free, even that which is given to you. As it turns out, both of these lessons were very painful to learn, but at least I survived. I can’t wait to continue this in part 3!

First listen as I try and fail spectacularly to "Run for my life", avoiding bombs, fires, electric barriers, and other such nonsense as I continue to trip over my shoelaces and fall flat on my face. God, if I was going to enter a world like this, why didn't I just tie them?

Then, listen as I try to defend a fortress from a bunch of raiders trying to tear it down. This should be a good demonstration of my strategical abilities... right?

It's not all doom and gloom, though. I also have a little surprise for you all!

It features myself, and guest host Baylee Alger, taking the game I created known as Oh Shit, and putting it through the grinder! I start out playing a regular round of the game, but end up messing up the mechanics so badly, that it turns into something that not even the best regular Oh Shit players would be able to play!

You won’t want to miss this episode. It’s filled with fun, jokes, and best of all, interaction with listeners just like you! If you missed out on this live stream, don’t worry! You can still write in through the form on the podcast page, mention me on twitter, or of course catch the next stream! Also don’t forget to subscribe!