Somehow, I kept finding myself in utterly hopeless situations – whether it was me who caused them, or not, as was the case most of the time.
First listen as I try and fail spectacularly to “Run for my life”, avoiding bombs, fires, electric barriers, and other such nonsense as I continue to trip over my shoelaces and fall flat on my face. God, if I was going to enter a world like this, why didn’t I just tie them?
Then, listen as I try to defend a fortress from a bunch of raiders trying to tear it down. This should be a good demonstration of my strategical abilities… right?
It’s not all doom and gloom, though. I also have a little surprise for you all!